Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”
several of my friends donated to this
(Source: kurtbraunohler)
but for some reason he’s using bruce wayne’s library card.
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
(Source: tardisexuality)
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
(Source: hommos)
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Chef Grodon Ramsay is the sun.
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
no wonder spanish people are super sassy????????
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
internet shopping
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water
(Source: worldaccording)
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
